Dear Kelis – bitch, you high?
Posted by Justin on January 30th, 2010 | 1 Comment
What in the hell is going on with Kelis? I know she had a baby with Nas and they got divorced but she’s gone really crazy, I mean more than the screaming, “I hate you so much right now” level of crazy we’ve come to expect. The only thing that is missing from her outfit from the Data Awards in LA (which – why is Kelis there?) is that her skin isn’t blue. (Side Note: for a tutorial, watch this.)
Back to Kelis – Lady, you are 30 years old. Get it together. And can we give the McQueen crab claw shoes a rest? It’s so 10 minutes ago – I saw in my best Ana Wintour voice, behind my blueblockers.
And as for this new album you got coming together, Flesh Tones, due in April…well, we’ll see how I feel about you doing this obscure dance music. The list of producers thus far? David Guetta, Will.I.Am, Boys Noises, Diplo and Switch, and Free School. Fine. Whatever. Give it a shot. Couldn’t hurt because aside from your debut, your albums have been worth shit. Sorry boo.







