I prefer lobster over crabs

Posted by Justin on March 1st, 2010 | No Comments

Look at this bullshit after the jump please….

1. What the fuck is wrong with you when you put a lobster on your head?

2. Is the faux chicken foot on your arm a good luck charm, a snack for later, or a toy for the lobster?

3. Quit wearing that morgue-y, plastic outfit. We’re over it. For wearing new clothes all the time, I wish you’d retire this.

4. The man holding her arm acts as if she’s as frail as my grandma.

5. That piss yellow hair does nothing for me. Never has, never will.

Lady Gaga is running the ‘weird shit on my face’ thing into the ground. I patiently await the breakdown of all the artifice and the admittance that it’s too much energy to keep this kind of lunacy going 24/7.

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