Lohan (un)shocking revelations

Posted by Justin on February 23rd, 2010 | No Comments

Are you sitting down? Seriously -- sit down. You are going to be blown away by what I have to share with you. Lindsay Lohan, sweet lovable ginger-ish angel from such classics as The Parent Trap, Mean Girls and I Know Who Killed Me, was addicted to booze and drugs.

OMFG -- I KNOW! I feel as if my world is crumbling down around me. Is nothing sacred anymore? 4 Realz, u guyz, this is blowing my mind.

Okay -- just kidding. I’m honestly amazed Lindsay is actually still alive as I type this. It’s evident to me after her admission as a hoarder that princess has spent through the Mean Girls millions and is hard up for cash. I mean, this ess ain’t a secret, so why you talking about it?

I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to.

She goes on to talk about her car wrecks, her daredevil escapades with Ambien and faucets and her pesky father’s drug habits and media blabbing. Mind-altering substances are referenced so much in this article, that I felt like I was high myself by the time I finished it. Read this Lindsay Lohan article at your own risk.

Let’s take a glimpse at two of my favorite Lindsay moments after the jump.

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