The Career & Face That Time Forgot

Posted by Shan on January 25th, 2010 | 1 Comment

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Welcome to Fresh, Yesh! There will be more here soon, don’t worry. I love to bitch about Heidi Montag so I’ll be able to fill pages and pages of this website. I’d like to thank Heidi for her “career” because without it, this site would never have been inspired.

I mean, her quality of work is amazing, just look at this video for her first single (after cut). If I spent $2mil on creating such a masterpiece as Superficial, I know I’d spend 68¢ creating the video. Of course two million is just a drop in the bucket when you’re spending your off time getting nearly a dozen surgeries all at once like it ain’t no thing.

The best part of the whole saga is this classic quote that came from her “promotional” tour:

I definitely do [think Superficial holds up to Thriller]. I think people might not see it now, because it’s my first album coming out. But I’ve spent as much time–maybe more, even–than Thriller… For me, I have a different appreciation, a different understanding, and a different love of my music and for my album than any other artist possibly could because this is my money. [Not making my money back], that’s not even a possibility. I think within the first week we will definitely make our money back. The songs will make an impact in pop history. Source

To recap, she believed that she would make her money back the first week of sales, when in actuality she sold 648 copies of her album. If only Heidi had thought to sell her album for about $3000 a copy, she could have broken even. Another way to look at, if she keeps selling at the rate of her first weeks sales she’ll have sold as many copies as Thriller in just a short 1900 years.

Get a real job.

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  1. 1. I’m frightened that her teeth and fingernails look like they are made of the same synthetic plastic.

    2. Isn’t it odd that a woman who just invested in SO much plastic surgery to make her body perfect is teaching an aerobics class? Or are we supposed to assume she was smart enough to make this tongue-in-cheek type of reference? I didn’t think so either.

    3. I hope American Apparel had nothing to do with the making of this video. Because their clothes are more than 68 cents.


    Comment by Justin — January 26, 2010 @ 4:10 pm

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