Posted by Justin on January 29th, 2010 | 1 Comment

Now, this isn’t news. Beyonce needs to take a mutha f-ing break. I feel at the rate she’s churning out music, she’s approaching that JLO stratosphere of “Nah, we’re gonna hate you for the rest of your life no matter what you do.” And that would be shameful, since Beyonce has talent whereas aforementioned La-Lopez does not has a lot of OTHER hobbies like babies. So let this be the warning: Beyonce – shape up because you about to expire. Hokay?

I was deleting a lot of my Beyonce library, pairing it down to the essentials and not the superfluous awful tracks that made up most of Dangerously in Love. It’s the same process I employ when getting a new Janet Jackson album and finding that without 18 interludes, there’s about 6 or 7 tracks in totality. Reedick.

However, scouring through the tracks I came across this gem of an unreleased, leaked demo, supposedly produced by Stargate, although it sounds to me so similar to Kylie’s In My Arms. And if Beyonce made an album of ess like this, I’d eat it up with a glowstick spoon once I got my rave pacifier out of my mouth. So go ahead, listen and lose control:

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