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Tila Tequila Fucks A DJ and Anything Else with a Hole

Posted by Shan on April 11th, 2010 | No Comments

If you want to hear the poorest attempt at someone trying to remain relevant then perhaps I Fucked A DJ is for you. Tila’s popularity continues to wane and she continues to grasp at her 15 minutes.

The single, although has a moderately catchy beat is nothing that could ever be played on the radio, the lyrics are so foul that the song would be one continuous bleep. The song is just a constant reminder that the only thing Tila is relevant for is flashing her tits all over the place.

If you want to hear the song you can find it yourself.

For more information on Tila you can go here.

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Worse Than A Bad Penny & Worth Just As Much

Posted by Shan on February 4th, 2010 | No Comments

It’s a plague that won’t leave us alone. Tila Tequila is back to Twitter, just two days after “quitting”. Bitch knows how to work that fifteen minutes. Just as people were starting to lose interest in her, she gets desperate and deletes her Twitter account on Tuesday. Instant way to get at least two more write ups in the gossip blogs. First for deleting it, and then wouldn’t you know, another for coming back just mere days later. In fact just hours after a rambling blog post about why she left in the first place.

Absolutely none of this surprises me and in fact I was checking various other possible usernames over the last few days trying to decide which one she would come back with. By writing this, I am in fact giving her exactly what she wants, more exposure. But my hatred for the bitch runs deep and I can’t just sit idly by while people worship her stank feet. If you want to find her new username you can dig around, she’s easy… to find.

If as many people on this earth despised me as much as they do her, I don’t think I could go on with myself or my delusions, but she just keeps trucking along. So props for that, the strength to keep your crazy going is unwavering.

In other, more important news: the sky is blue.

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But her piss is 80 proof

Posted by Justin on January 26th, 2010 | No Comments

On the heels of Heidi as the most worthless human being ever, Tila Tequila is officially pregnant.

Everyone in unison: You have to be shitting me, right? Bee tee dubs, guys, who is officiating this? PT Barnum?

I mean, put yourself in her 18 inch stripper boots:  your wife has just died and you got pregnant after the fact, which begs the question – wait, who the hell were you sleeping with? Methinks a penis ’twas involved, your honor. Check out the entire rant, in multiple colors and mostly ALL CAPS on Tila’s blog.

Postscript: apparently she’s a surrogate. What won’t this woman do for attention? Oh, yeah, spend $2 million of her own money on a worthless album.

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